MANAGEMENT Kara Welker - Generate NY

CALL ME  973.594.NIMO. Seriously. Google Voice FTW.
EMAIL ME  nimesh [at] findingnimesh [dot] com
FACEBOOK ME  facebook.com/findingnimesh
TWEET ME @findingnimesh
BOOK ME FOR YOUR SHOW  please

 

 
 

I AM NIMESH PATEL. If you Google me, I am the first result.  And most every other Nimesh Patel is a doctor.  Which means if my parents Google me, they get their son, and then a list of everything they wanted their son to be.

I AM NIMESH PATEL
I like family, sarcasm, water, the Lakers, and dancing while drunk.

I AM A WRITER
I wrote for the 2016 Oscars with Chris Rock. I hope to write for you, too (if you pay me).

I AM A STAND-UP COMEDIAN
I say things people find funny. On stage. My idols are Larry David, Chris Rock, and Patrice O'Neal. 

I AM NOT AN ASSHOLE
If you've not read David Foster Wallace's "This is Water," go read it.  It guides a lot of my everyday life. There is more to me, but I am not unrealistic.  I don't even want to write my biography, why would you want to read it?

I hope you like me as a person so far.